"i hate being nice" is this ihavea1dbloghelp…
Pick any passage of 500 words or less from any fanfic I’ve written, and stick that selection in my ask/fan mail. I will then give you the equivalent of a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what’s going on in the character’s heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you’d expect to find on a DVD commentary track.
lmAO I JUST READ THE FIRST BIT AND I WAS LIKE “uhhhhh”
this is a post about how the rail down the runway on the WWA stage is a metaphor for niall and louis’ repressed feelings for each other
okay a) i have decided on what i’m writing for the nouis fic exchange and everyone should be fuCking pumped
b) i am set up to do an intake appointment at my school’s mental health clinic on thursday afternoon. i am very nervous about it because after focus i do not trust mental health practitioners. but i need medication so i am gonna do the thing. okay. just an update. cool.
no hermione was definitely black. she was also trans and probably polysexual. she was also pro-palestine and a major voice of the feminist movement in the wizarding world. stay mad.
you drink it you drink it you drink it why am i staring at your breasts malambi lissen to wot im seyin vas happnin neva claim gucci as you aha ! sleep is for the weak *pretends to wank* wickeeddd green is my favorite color aha! babe?? are you alright babe?? ask me if i give a motherfuck??!? bradf0rd bad b0i on the 17th floor aha if harry wants the booty hes gonna have to wait?? aha fly squatter but i cont dance simon i cont dance versace versace versace versace
"let her do it some more"- UR LITERAL ADVICE.
the person behind me in my postcolonialism class kept putting her toe in my asshole and I wasn’t sure how to address the issue so I just let it happen